Today is Poem in Your Pocket Day! So to celebrate, you’re invited to submit a badly written poem to be included in my next book!
It can be silly or funny and about any subject. If chosen, you’ll receive credit as the author. Please send your submissions via email to [email protected]
Below, you will find two examples of really bad poetry…just the kind I’m looking for!! Please enter. I’m waiting to read your poem!!
Unrecognizable
He moved into the home February third
At least that was the rumor I’d heard
He’d been my doctor when I was young
Delivered my daughter and my son
I recognized him
But he didn’t have a clue
What they say about them
Must be true
If you’re an OB/GYN
You don’t recognize faces
Because they’re on the wrong end
You Give Me Asthma
The sight of you brings me to my knees
I lose my breath and start to wheeze
You give me asthma
You’re all I want and all I need
Your nearness causes my lungs to seize
You give me asthma
One glance and I cannot speak
The words in my throat freeze
You give me asthma
