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LIAR, LIAR, PANTS ON FIRE!

If we want to admit it or not—we all lie. Let’s take a look at the different types.

White lies, which here in Texas we call fibs. They are the least serious of the group and are usually told to spare someone’s feelings. The last time I asked my husband if a pair of jeans made my butt look big, he replied, “Your butt is big.” A fib would have been welcomed in that instance.

And, who hasn’t claimed to like a gift when they really didn’t?

And what parent hasn’t lied about Santa, the Easter Bunny, the Tooth Fairy, oh, and let’s not forget that Elf on a Shelf!

Then, there are lies of omission…lying by either omitting facts or failing to correct a misconception.

Fabricated lies (rumors)…telling someone something you don’t know is true for sure.

Lying by exaggeration…enhancing a truth by mixing in untruths, usually to make ourselves look better.

Black lies…misleading someone with the intent of hurting them.

Bald-faced lies…undisguised and everyone knows they are untrue. (according to my research, it’s bald-faced and not boldfaced)

Surveys show people tell an average of 1 or 2 lies a day, but how do we know they aren’t lying about the number of times they lie! So I’m not so sure we can trust those numbers.

So, what do we lie about? Mostly, feelings, preferences, attitudes, and opinions right along with our accomplishments and failures. Then mix in lies about our actions, plans, and whereabouts. Many lies are told in romantic relationships. In all of my novels, someone almost always lies, and it causes big trouble! In my latest novel, due for release in May, the whole story centers around a lie.

As you read this, did you pat yourself on the back because you think you never lie? Think again. Ever had a garage sale and not claimed the proceeds as income on your taxes? Sell a car and not reveal every tiny little thing you know to be wrong with it? Call in sick to work when you weren’t?

Yeah, I thought so.

Jana Richards Blog Tour and Giveaway


Truth and Solace
Love at Solace Lake Series (Book 3) 
By Jana Richards

Jana is giving away some wonderful prizes during this tour. Please use the Rafflecopter below for your chance win Ebook First and Again, Ebook There Goes the Groom, Ebook A Long Way from Eden, $10 Amazon gift card, or $5 Amazon gift card. Remember you may increase your chances of winning by visiting the other tour stops. You may find those locations here

Blurb for Truth and Solace:

 

The truth could destroy them. Or set them free.
Maggie Lindquist left Solace Lake determined never to return. Circumstances have pulled her back and she’s helping to restore her family’s dilapidated fishing lodge. When she agreed to the plan she didn’t expect to have to work side by side with the man who abandoned her ten years earlier. She didn’t expect to like him, or want him ever again. But can she trust him as she once did?

Luke Carlsson rushes home to tend to his ailing mother. Her lengthy illness means he needs to stay, at least temporarily. And to stay, he needs to work. Solace Lake Lodge offers him a job and an opportunity to work with the woman he’s never stopped loving. But the restoration is unleashing secrets hidden for decades and no one is left unscathed. Especially not Maggie and Luke, whose love needs to be resilient enough to forgive, and strong enough to build a future together.
Genre: Contemporary Romance
Keywords: contemporary romance, small town romance, mystery, touch of paranormal
ISBN: Ebook ISBN 978-0-9952791-2-4
Length: Novel
Heat Level: Spicy, fully described love scenes
Release Date: March 28, 2018
Cover Artist: Angela Waters

Truth and Solace
Book 3 Coming March 28, 2018

Excerpt, Truth and Solace:
“Luke?” Maggie’s voice was husky with sleep.
“It’s all right, baby. Go back to sleep.”
The sheets rustled and the bedside lamp snapped on, creating a small pool of light that illuminated her tense face. “You’re leaving?”
He heard the disappointment in her voice, saw it in her dark eyes, even in the dim light.
“If I don’t leave now, my grandmother will know I’ve been with you all night. Harper and Ethan will see my truck here in the morning, and they’ll know we slept together.”
“Harper and Ethan are staying in Minneapolis tonight, but even if they were home, it wouldn’t matter. I don’t give a damn what anyone thinks, not even my family. We’re grownups now. We don’t have to sneak around to be together like we did when we were kids.” She lowered her gaze, her hands clutching the sheet to her breasts. “Unless you don’t want anyone to know. Unless you’d rather not be here.”
“Maggie—”
“It’s okay, really.” She looked away and shrugged a small shoulder. “It’s no big deal.”
He couldn’t leave her like this. He sat on the bed beside her and stroked her hair. “It’s a big deal to me. There’s nothing I want more than to stay, but it wouldn’t be fair to you.”
Her eyes flashed in disbelief. “Wouldn’t be fair to me? What are you talking about?”
“In a few weeks, after my mother is…gone, I’ll go back to my job in California. And you’ll be here.”
“And never the twain shall meet?”
“It’s not what I want, but it’s reality.”
“What about what I want, right here, right now? Maybe we don’t have forever. Nobody does. If I’ve learned anything from your mother’s illness, it’s that we can’t take anything for granted. We can’t let uncertainty and fear stop us. If we only have a short time together, so be it. At least, we’ll have had that time. I won’t regret it.”
She was amazing. She was still the strong, forthright, vibrant girl he’d fallen in love with that summer.
And he had loved her. Deeply. They’d been far too young to sustain a lasting relationship. But that didn’t mean he hadn’t loved her.
I still love her. I never stopped.
The sudden insight rocked him.

Lies and Solace
Book 1 Out Now
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Series Blurb:
Love is worth the risk…

When their grandfather dies, the Lindquist sisters, Harper, Scarlet and Maggie, inherit the northern Minnesota fishing lodge that had been in their family for three generations. The inheritance is bittersweet. They were raised at the lodge by their grandparents. The natural beauty of the place hasn’t changed, but the building itself is crumbling and desperately in need of repair. The lodge also reminds them of what they lost. Twenty-two years previously, their parents died there in what was ruled a murder/suicide.

 
 
As the sisters struggle to breathe new life into the failing lodge, old fears and questions rise to the surface even as new love presents itself. Why did their father murder their mother? What truths did their grandparents keep from them? The sisters must fight to keep the wounds of the past from putting their futures, and their fledgling relationships, in jeopardy.
 

 

Secrets and Solace
Book 2 Out Now
 

 

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About the Jana Richards:
When Jana Richards read her first romance novel, she immediately knew two things: she had to commit the stories running through her head to paper, and they had to end with a happily ever after. She also knew she’d found what she was meant to do. Since then she’s never met a romance genre she didn’t like. She writes contemporary romance, romantic suspense, and historical romance set in World War Two, in lengths ranging from short story to full length novel. Just for fun, she throws in generous helpings of humor, and the occasional dash of the paranormal. Her paranormal romantic suspense “Seeing Things” was a 2008 EPPIE finalist.

In her life away from writing, Jana is an accountant/admin assistant, a mother to two grown daughters, and a wife to her husband Warren. She enjoys golf, yoga, movies, concerts, travel and reading, not necessarily in that order. She and her husband live in Winnipeg, Canada with their Pug/Terrier cross Lou and several unnamed goldfish. She loves to hear from readers and can be reached through her website at www.janarichards.com
 
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Arresting Mason by Amber Daulton Cover Reveal


Arresting Mason
Series: Arresting Onyx (book 1)
By Amber Daulton

About the Book:
Their chance encounter resulted in a steamy affair, but will his former gang and a parole officer tear them apart? 
 
Once you’re in a prison gang, you’re in it for life. That’s what Mason Harding thought until the boss accepted his resignation. After the State releases him on parole, a sexy divorcée behind the wheel of a car almost ends his life quicker than a shank. His chance encounter with Mia Eddison results in a night of passion, but her brother—his parole officer—catches them together and doesn’t approve.
Mia falls hard for the cocky ex-con, but not because of his chiseled body. She vows to break through his walls and discover his secrets, but never expects those secrets to threaten her life.
When members of an organized crime ring kidnap Mia to force Mason’s return to the gang, he goes up against an old friend to save the woman he loves. Will his sacrifice be enough or will everything fall apart in a blaze of gunfire?
Publisher: The Wild Rose Press
Release Date: April 30th, 2018
Print ISBN: 978-1-5092-2007-6
Digital ISBN: 978-1-5092-2008-3
Genre: Romantic Suspense
 Length: 80k
 Heat Rating: Spicy/Hot
 
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Excerpt:

They reached her store and he stared at her car parked by the curb. “Harper doesn’t know where you live or anything about you. That means you’re safe for now, but he’ll probably search this area to find us. Stay cautious, okay? Drive your car from now on. Don’t walk anywhere.”

“Why are you avoiding my questions? You can tell me anything.”
“Not this. If you trust me, don’t ask those kinds of questions.” He tightened his fingers around her forearm as she tried to jerk free from his grip. “Listen to me, damn it. You mean a lot to me, but I can’t tell you this. At least not right now. That’s nothing against you. It’s all on me. I just need time to take care of this problem. Okay? I’m stressed, in a shitload of pain, and I don’t need you to hound my ass.” He dropped his hand from her arm and scowled as though he just noticed the dirt and blood on his knuckles. “I’d like to go upstairs to clean up before you take me home. I don’t want Alan to know what happened.”
Mia dug through her purse with shaky hands, so angry she didn’t trust herself to speak.
He took the keys from her before the little pieces of metal slipped between her fingers, and he hugged her despite the grime on his skin and clothes.
Tears clogged her throat. Her mind screamed at her to push away from him, but the strength in his arms enveloped her and stole her will. His heartbeat soothed hers, and she no longer cared about his lies or if filth caked him.
At least not at the moment.
“I never meant for this to happen, Mia. I will fix this.”
“I know, but at what cost?” She pried her face from his chest to stare up at him. “You’re nothing if not determined, but I’m scared and confused. You have answers to my questions, but I won’t hound you for them as you so eloquently stated. I just thought we got past this. I thought you knew I would never insult or condemn you for whatever it is you did.”
“And I thought you knew not to push me.” His deep voice sent shivers of unease down her spine. “I have to keep certain parts of my past to myself.”
“Whatever.” Mia finally pushed against his chest for freedom and stomped to the stairwell door.
 About the Author:
 
Writing is the fruit of happiness.
Amber Daulton lives her life by that one belief even though she normally isn’t so Zen.
As a fan of contemporary, paranormal, and historical romance novels alike, she can’t get enough of feisty heroines and alpha heroes. Her mind is a wonderland of adventure, laughter, and awesome ways of kicking a guy when he’s down. She probably wouldn’t be too sane without her computer and notebooks. After all, what’s a girl to do when people are jabbering away in her head and it’s hard to shut them up? Write! Nothing else works.
 
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Facebook Author Page – www.facebook.com/amber.daulton.author
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Kryssie Fortune ~Abducted by Aliens?

Welcome Kryssie Fortune to Five on Friday. Get to know her by the five questions she chose to answer. Be sure and check out Kryssie’s books and follow her on social media. And…always review the books you read!

 

What are the top three things on your bucket list? And why?

1. Visit Split in Croatia. I love that the Roman Emperor Diocletian’s palace is not only still standing but is in daily use. I’d love to sit back and chill in such ancient surroundings.

2. See the Northern Lights. We tried for my birthday last year, but they turned shy and hid behind clouds. It was still one of the best nights of my life. We’d gone to an observatory to try to see them, and when it didn’t happen, they brought out their space rock samples. I touched the moon. For a girl who remembers the buzz of the moon landings, that meant the world.

3. Visit Sutton Hoo in Suffolk, England. I’d love to see their Viking Treasures and learn more of their history.

Ann: I’m always amazed at some of the things writers have on their bucket lists! Mine is boring compared to yours!

Do you have a secret? Something you’ve never told anyone…just answer yes or no.

Yes

Ann: I don’t think I’ve ever found anyone who doesn’t have a secret they’ve never told!!

Do you read horoscopes?

Yes. My favorite one told me I’d be abducted by aliens on my birthday. Didn’t happen, at least I don’t remember if it did.

Ann: I bet it did, Kryssie. They have ways of erasing your memory…you know.

If you could live anywhere in the world, where would it be?

I love to travel, but two years ago we upped sticks and retired to the Yorkshire Coast. It was the best thing we ever did. I get to walk on the beach every day. The old song had it right.
It’s very nice to go trav’ling
To Paris, London and Rome
It’s oh so nice to go trav’ling,
But it’s oh so much nicer to come home.

Ann: Home is my favorite place to be.

If there was one person, real, fiction or fantasy, you could spend time with, who would it be and why?

I thought hard about this. Back in my childhood I was a real DC girl. Superman and Batman were fine, but Aquaman and Saturn Girl still hold a place in my heart. Back then, Saturn Girl could speak, so she’d be fun to chat with about the things she’d seen in space, while Aquaman could tell me about the Ocean’s deepest reaches. Choosing two is greedy, I know, but I’d take either.

Ann: Kryssie, you have one of the most interesting answers to this question I’ve gotten!

 

PLEASE NOTE – FORMERLY SOLD AS KNIGHTS VAMPIRE)

Crusader knight, Blaxton de Ferrers rises as a vampire after the Knights Defender steal his soul. Murdered by his cousin, he preys on the people he once swore to protect. His emotions leach out of him. Gradually, he forgets how to feel.

Eight hundred years later, he meets Harriet.

Harriet Mortlake’s a strong, sassy woman who battles her weight and her temper. She’s the modern-day archivist in the castle which was Blaxton’s childhood home. She’s supposed to ferret out the castle’s secrets. Instead, she finds the love of her life.

When danger threatens Harriet, Blaxton steps in. Harriet and Blaxton are a match made in heaven. Except… he’s a vampire and he’s destined for hell.

 

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Excerpt

“How dare you embarrass me like that?” Harriet Mortlake planted her hands on her hips and glowered at the man she’d cornered outside the café. Her normal iceberg cool deserted her, and she wanted to slap the condescending smile off his face. Around this stranger, she felt as though lightning bolts flashed from her eyes.
“It’s a temple, not a chapel,” he insisted.
Stubborn. Damn. Male. She’d been showing the big guns from the Castles’ Management Trust around the building. They’d already made it clear they thought her too young for the archivist’s role. This know-it-all had infuriated her when he sounded off in the chapel. Now he antagonized her all over again.
“As if!” Harriet snorted. “No way would medieval Christians build a pagan temple on their grounds. Superstitious locals would have accused them of devil worship. They burned heretics at the stake, remember?”
Despite Mr. Condescending’s interference, she’d impressed the big bosses—she thought. Now the sexiest male, ever, clung to his ridiculous belief the chapel had been a pagan temple.
He flashed her a smile which would have lit up the underground chapel where he’d embarrassed her earlier. He should keep his mouth shut and let her admire his looks. Everything about him radiated sex appeal. Looking at him almost made her anger evaporate, but he gave her the know-it-all look that made her bristle.
“You need to get your facts right,” he told her, determined to have the last word.
Stupid, arrogant male. She couldn’t decide whether to show him her diplomas and degrees or kick his shins. She’d reined in her temper while the higher-ups carried out their inspection. Now they’d left, she felt free to vent her rage. Hands still on her hips, she tapped her foot at him.
“Lost for words without an audience? Or don’t you have any facts to back up your cock-and-bull story? Put up or shut up, Mister. Tell me why you think it’s a temple.”
Mr. Condescending sat outside the castle’s tearoom as if he hadn’t a care in the world. His interference when she’d shown the bigwigs into the chapel could have cost her the job she loved. Whitborough Castle’s extensive records needed cataloging, and Harriet couldn’t wait to get her hands on them.

Kryssie Fortune writes the sort of hot sexy books she loves to read. If she can sneak a dragon into her paranormal books she will. Her paranormal heroes are muscular werewolves, arrogant Fae or BDSM loving dragons.

 
Kryssie likes her contemporary heroes ex-military and dominant. Her heroines are kick ass females who can hold their own against whatever life – or Kryssie – throws at them.

Kryssie’s pet hates are unhappy endings, and a series that end on a cliff hanger. Her books are all stand alone even when part of series. Plot always comes before sex, but when her heroines and heroes get together, the sex is explosive and explicit. One review called it downright sensual.

Follow Kryssie on Social Media
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Bullies of the Plant World

                                                                                                                                                                               Did you know…

 

Birds and insects, sometimes depend on weed seeds for nourishment.

Native Americans often used dandelions to cure certain ailments. They have large amounts of Vitamin A, Vitamin C, calcium, and fiber and can even be used to make tea and wine.

Dollar weed, also known as pennywort, is an aquatic plant that can be used in salads.

Pigweed, or amaranth, can be harvested as a leafy vegetable, and its high-protein seeds can be cooked just like quinoa. Its root is a white, alkaline vegetable that is high in vitamins and minerals.

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Weeds cause more yield loss and add more to farmers’ production costs than insects, diseases, rodents, birds, deer and other grazers.

Weeds such as cheat grass can pave the way for rampant wildfires.

Weeds like ragweed can release a billion pollen grains per plant from August through October, triggering allergic reactions for 38 million Americans annually.

Water lettuce serves as a breeding ground for mosquitoes, which can carry diseases.

Common groundsel, often found in alfalfa fields, contains highly toxic alkaloids that can cause irreparable live damage if consumed by cattle, horses or sheep.

On Second thought, yank those suckers out of the ground and burn them!!!

 

Info taken from Weed Science Society of America. http:www.wssa.net

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Bringer of Chaos: Forged in Fire 
by Kayelle Allen

**FREE March 23, 2018  – March 27, 2018 ONLY **

About the Book: 
When the immortal Pietas is marooned on a barren world with no food and few survival tools, he knows it could be worse. He could be alone. But that’s the problem. He’s not.
Half a million of his people sleep in cryostasis, trapped inside their pods and it’s up to Pietas to free them. He can’t release one at a time. It’s all or nothing. He’s facing over five hundred thousand hungry, thirsty, homeless immortals who will call on him for rescue and he has no way to answer.
It’s not all bad. The beautiful telepathic warrior he’s loved for lifetimes is at his side. He’s bonded with a sentient panther. He hates humans but the one dumped on this planet with him has become a trusted friend.
Before Pietas can build shelter, figure out how to grow food, or set up a government, he must take back command from a ruthless enemy he’s fought for centuries. His brutal, merciless father.


Immortals may heal, but a wound of the heart lasts forever…

“WARNING”
Contains humor, sweet romance, betrayal, angst, vengeance… and a ginormous, sentient black panther who wants to be Pietas’s “kitty.”

Genre: science fiction, sci fi, scifi romance, action adventure, space opera, military science fiction
ASIN B077BRSRP4
ISBN 1981328327
Released: Dec 27, 2017
Publisher: Romance Lives Forever Books
Pages: 236
Print pages: 297
Wordcount: 75,831
 
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